Wham City

"RUN FOR THE BORDER" is no longer a slogan of Taco Bell, seeing as how it would seem to endorse illegal immigration. Taco Bell is opposed to immigration, which is why its launching its new "Taco Patrol" initiative, in which seized taco trucks are driven along the American side of the Mexico border, now emblazoned with the Taco Bell logo, selling Nacho Supremes and Enchiritos to our nation's minutemen militias. These special Taco Patrols only have packets of fire sauce, as that is for the true man as represented by the militias.



This is not a part of the official licensed corporate narrative of Taco Bell. This is Taco Bell fan fiction, for the true "Taco Bell dogs." We fan-fiction writers call for an end of the Taco Bell Chihuahua character so that we may be known as the real Taco Bell dogs, with "dogs" meaning "friends" as it does in modern fraternity parlance. You're running with the big dogs now, dog! (The first use of "dogs" in this sentence could also be spelled "dawgs" meaning "bros" but the second "dog" could be spelled "mascot chihuahua.")



CHECK OUT THIS COOL IMAGE OF NAPOLEON DYNAMITE I FOUND!