Horst Lightbaer

Location:
Ulan Batar, MN
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Glam
NEW SINGLE "COCKS" OUT SOON OR NEVER!!!!!



THE WURST FIRST LIVE SHOW in Turkey! With the later stolen HIT-SINGLE YÜRÜP!!!



The WURST says: Metallic A-A is THE SHIT!! so watch us doing some live SHIT in Tchernobyl 1986!!



WATCH THIS!! The Wurst has never been SO HARD!!!



The craying Big Boys are coming soon.



08/24/2008: Okay, we know, you ALL live your POOR little lifes without THE SOUNDDRECK of YOUR LIFE: THE VERY REST of the WURST NIGHTMARE!! But: don't worry (PISS OFF if you don't worry anyway.), we're gonna HELP YOU! Just dowload it!

HERE!



OR just go DYING!



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R.I.P.



FUCK!! We've been covered!! By nothing less than the WURST BAND EVER: MR. DIG!! WATCH or DIE!



NEW TSHITS AVAILABLE!!!

NUNS N' NOSES>>



FINEST MONGOLIAN APPAREL SHIRTS FOR THE SPECIAL OFFER OF 15€/20$

WRITE US !! netzki03@web.de



WATCH NEW VIDEO, OR PISS OFF!



02/21/07: who the fuck is RONNI PALME???



02/10/07: WORLDWIDE TROUBLE!! the islams, the usa, russia and israel - they're all going mad, they'll all run AMOK!! you ask why?



BECAUSE THEIR WURST NIGHTMARE GOT TRUTH: THE WURST NIGHTMARE BROKE UP!!!!



11/21/06: by the way, if anybody knows where we can find this "POLICE", please tell us, we'd like to get in touch with them! HEAVY FACE TOUCHING!!!!

11/14/06: FUCK the POLICE!!!!

(.and fuck STING!!!!)

09/21/06: yeah, we know, WE REALLY KNOW, that you already know OUR NEW SONG, BUT!!!: that's not our fault!! when we were once in HAMBURG, we had a gig in a small and dirty club, and on our way to this club we had to pass the "Talstrasse" where this little eh bastard called Freddie was leaning on a lamppost. He told he was rubbed and had no money left so we took him with us. he seemed to like our NEW SONG "An Other Won" because he was dancing at the tables and rubbed against other people. MAYBE you can imagine what happened three weeks later. HE RELEASED OUR SINGLE with his FUCKIN MEAN BAND "queen"!!!!! THE WORLD IS SHIT!!!



08/13/06: okay, we found this little camel-kill-sucker, his name his ZACK, he really has WURST HAIR and he is PARANOID!! and what has a REALLY FAMOUS pop group (including professional songwriters) to do to come along with all the things which happened?? right, it has to write a song about it. that's what we've done!!!



08/07/06: some STRANGE things happened here in the outer desert: someone killed our cattle and camels. and THIS SOMEONE was KILLING IN THE NAME OF M. KNOPFLER!!! isn't this weird?? he was only seen once, during sunset: a little guy with WURST-HAIR. for marks rehabilitation there will be a DIRE STRAITS TRIBUTE CONCERT in the ULAAN BAATAR PAARTY TENT where we'll present OUR NEW SONG!!!! so, come join us!! (if not, FUCK YOU!!)



07/24/06: to ALL OF YOU who sent all these WRONG answers: we hope for you that you are not too stupid for BREATHING at least!!

ok, and for all those who thought "god my mindset." is the CLIMAX of musical innovation: GET SOME DICKS 4 FREE!!!



07/14/06: by the way, could anybody imagine what MARK KNOPFLER has done to us?? NO??? THINK ABOUT IT, IDIOTS!! when you got it, send a postcard with the keyword "M. KNOPFLER HAS STOLEN MONEY FOR NOTHING" and the right answer to:

THE WURST NIGHTMARE

Tent No. 1477648

Ulaan Baatar

MONGOLIA

THE WINNER GETS A VERY SMALL 4MEN-TENT!!!



07/02/06: please stop SPAMING us!!! we know that WE ARE INGENIOUS!! and for those of you who can't wait to hear some new stuff: WE DON'T CARE. nevertheless we work on new songs.



06/28/06: okayokayokay, please, PLEEEAAASE!, stop asking us about the REAL history of this "George Harrison Song"! if you wanna hear the TRUTH, you'll get it! but don't be disappointed, that's what truth is: DISSAPOINTING! so here it is:



in 1960something George Harrison was in india because of his spiritual troubles, and on his way back home he missed his flight to england. he took the very next flight he could catch which had a 24 hours-stop in ULAAN BAATAR. because of his drug-dependence he walked through the narrow streets of our beautiful city searching for some "brown sugar". In that night we met first. he heard us playing this beatiful song we just wrote that day in our little bar "the wurst drink", and he came in. "who's this IDIOT" we asked ourselves and "who are you idiot" we asked him, and he said "don't know". we didn't become friends that night. he said our sound is like shit, even worse than the stone's sound, and after vomiting on the bar he ran away. and, by the way, stole the paper with notes and lyrics. Unfortunately we didn't realize it that night, so he was on his way back to london when we noticed it. and only 20 years later, when he sold millions of OUR hit-single, we realized who this asshole really was.



You don't believe us?? FUCK YOU, this is the HURTING TRUTH!!!!
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