The Wanderers

It's very hard to rock, be we do it well. Our sound is a unique blend of power chords and ringworm infested gym mats. This should appeal to the ladies.



We formed in the seedy brothels of upper Canterbury, West Sussex, during a long drought of what is now commonly known as "giant crotch". Seeing as how all of us suffered from said ailment, we decided it would be best to form an unholy union that would infest the countryside, leaving women and farm animals only wanting more. With this new alliance in place, the only thing left for us to dominate wasthe world.



Now you, my fellow myspace nerd, have the chance to see what real rock and roll is all about. On stage, on the mat, or in the ring, we fucking own.