The Stabones

Ah, the band bio. A lovely opportunity for shitty

bands to crack open the thesaurus to figure out new

ways of saying the same old shit over and over again

to bullshit the reader into believing that the band is

important and has things like fans, radio airplay, and

a message. Well, fuck that. The Stabones aint playing

that fucking game.



The Stabones are a bunch of dorks that play punk rock

because they love the music. Theyre not trying to

overthrow the government or change the world and they

dont give a shit if you think they are cool. They are

here to rock and if they can get some beer and gas

money for their troubles, well then they are happy

boys.



The Stabones were formed in February of 2004 by four

ex/current UVA bus drivers; Bartley, Larson, Mark, and

Cayman, who were looking to play some punk rock. They

had their first practice in Bartleys shitty basement

apartment where they butchered classics like God Save

the Queen by the Pistols and Cretin Hop by the

Ramones. It sounded like total shit, but the band

pressed on and managed to write 5 or 6 originals to

debut at their first show in April at the Brothel on

Price Ave.



Since then, tons of shows, mind-blowing new songs, and

thousands of beers later, the Stabones are alive and

well. With the new line-up of Bartley on vocals,

Lee on guitar, Larson on bass, and John on

drums, the Stabones are dead-fucking-set on coming to

your town, drinking your booze, taking your women, and

rocking you harder than than youve ever been rocked

before.



If you don't like the way we rock, well then, fuck

you!