The Squires

In January of 2001, a few friends got together in a little recording studio in Goleta, CA. After drinking lots of beer, their inhibitions were flushed away and some improvised rock music was created.



Please meet The Squires.



The Squires play only Squire guitars through Squire amplifiers.



Why, you ask?



We don't know.because they are hand-crafted overseas and sound good? That may very well be the case (of beer). Actually, Parry Squire and Dr. Timmy Squire's Squire amps are really tiny and lack sufficient oomph. But, with the brilliant expertise of Johnny Squire's engineering capabilities, their sound is monstrous! Stevie Squire's tiny drum set also provides an explosive cacophony that would hurt babies' ears.



They also drink LOTS of cheap beer.the "Squire" of beers, aka Budweiser. But in NO WAY does this affect their playing.



The Squires may or may not include members of Nerf Herder and The Puritans.