THE PROPHET

A BRIEF SUMMARY OF MY EXISTENCE WITHIN THIS DIMENSION



In the year 1363, a monk by the name of Jorkrious received a telepathic message out of the future sent to him by a being known as q*^ixn@rbak from the galaxy of Blasulflax. The message was as follows."Nockfockle snorlydyke pinpidamean nargulbarg! Faloofagin omnipoz barklibamean glaa! Oafernagen snyklinogyn doefinagin moof nagle!" This convinced Jorkrious to renounce his religion, take a wife and start a family. It was in this way that a man by the name of Sajon was conceived.



In the year 1867, Sajons great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, greatgreat grandson (my father) was born.



In the year 1909, I came into being on this plane of existence. Many a supersonic journey my spirit has weathered through, in outer space, on an axis, coming down from the very limits of the multi-verseI have come to warn this planet about the unforeseen doom that lies in wait, preparing to swoop down upon it like a FOUL.SWOOPINGDOOM OBSESSEDTHING.



From my home in the wilderness of British Columbia, I meditate on the brutal truths that are coming to devastate this world. But, there are some events to come that CAN be altered.changing these doom ridden events is the purpose for which I have constructed these prophecies.



Hear my words here on myspace, friendsfor the future of this plant dangles on the seesaw. Our enlightenment through the meaning of these prophecies will encourage future generations to stand up and fight the evil forces that are massing against us all at this very moment in time. It is up to you to heed and spread these words of truth throughout the lands. I have foreseen the doom to come destroy this civilization hundreds of times overwe must prevent these events from occurring. Do not let the folly of mankind be your deaf ears.listen to and believe these words.the words you are hearing from me, THE PROPHET!



Future language changes.these words come from the future after mankind travels through the great singularity vortex of the interstellar Fog-norfs.



Futuready wordlynessacerry is thelp knucklevel of ethericalibration. Mostly, habitualways eating fromnipotent oasisters cause divisionization of quarktic particlescalators in the metatomicrophonic fabricable. Dilapidateducation in the multi-phosphorous field shall become labelederly neutralizedible by a sub-atomiciclevatation which utilizestfully thermometerminates these geo-harmonickelvictorious denuclearizations. Take heed of these words that I hath spoketh onto thee, for they are words from the future!!!