The Pop Tards

the pop tards - of the same kind



Add to My Profile | More Videos



Full length album, Extra Fun Party Time, out NOW!

This opus was recorded in the glorious summer of 2006 during a slumber party at Garrett's house. We laughed. We cried. We pillow-fought. We gave each other lobotomies, and we caught it all on tape. In exchange for sexual favors, our pal Nikita (hes in our top 8, ladies) drew some pretty pictures for us which we used for artwork, and voila, EXTRA FUN PARTY TIME. 21 songs to drink and dump your girlfriend to. Yes, we said 21. You have to be retarded to not want it. If you give us some money we will probably send you a CD in return, thats how nice we are.

ps. we got these pressed primarily for promotion, so there are only 300 of them. act fast if you want one.

$5 post paid (within the USA, contact for international)



The Band



KOREY: Tall, dark, handsome a mysterious loner, to all but his faithful Arabian steed Valhalla on whom he is known to ride around shirtless in the last waning hours of the day, his once long hair flowing ever so gently to the frenzied delight of the lucky women of all ages who gather to catch a glimpse of him as he passes. He is also by the way know as an exceptional lover, but doesn't like to brag about it, even tho its true and everyone knows it, anyway. When hes not tickling the eardrums of beautiful women with his melodic and soulful guitar playing, he is keeping himself at the forefront of culture by reading all the great classic and contemporary first edition novel's he owns in one of the 7 different languages he can read and write in fluently. A lover and a fighter he has accumulated 3 purple hearts and the congressional medal of valor for his actions while fighting the Vietcong in a campaign to combat mosquitos carrying the West Nile virus. In his leisure time he enjoys attending wine and cheese sampling and helping poor children learn to golf. GARRETT: 20/male/old lyme. a pisces, holds the polish record for most mcdonalds double cheeseburgers eaten in one sitting. invited to join the pop tards after korey and chris found out he could make even them sound better. most importantly, garrett meets the only prerequisite the band holds: he is retarded (we know he doesnt look it, but his eastern european ancestry confirms it).



CHRIS: .can pick his nose using either hand.