The Notorious V.A.G.

NO-NO-NOTORIOUS!!!The Notorious V.A.G. wants to play shows. Guelph, Kitchener, Hamilton, Toronto, wherever the fuck, anywhere in Southern Ontario or even like Niagara Falls/Buffalo area we'll do it. Name the time and place we'll probably show up.We like to get paid but will settle for drink tickets, and sometimes we just make asses of ourselves for free.



THE NOTORIOUS V.A.G. IS BROKE AS SHIT. We can't afford to pay anyone for anything. recording, producing, any of that shit, so don't bother asking. Plus our music sucks and no amount of money pumped into it would make it better haha.



So we're two stupid chicks from Guelph, Ontario, (but we used to be from Acton) who like to get high and make stupid music. But people seem to enjoy our stupidity, so we get on stage and act even stupider, and people laugh, and sometimes vomit.



Reviews:



"That took balls." -Jeff Scher



"You are the biggest idiots ever." -Human Kebab



"You guys should do sketch comedy. I mean. your music sucks." -random dude



"I FUCKING LOVE THIS BAND. THEY ARE THE BEST BAND, PERIOD." - nobody actually said that about us.



"These songs are like double anal. Really shitty but they feel sooo good." -Selfhelp



"Show your titties!" -drunken white trash



Here's a vid of us playing Open Sores!



Here's us playing the cowbell, 9-5, except we actually forgot to play the cowbell.