The NESkimos

THE NESKIMOS (2001 - ???)



We love Nintendo and we love to rock. We put them together and pass the savings on to you. We used to pretend to hate the Minibosses, but they never played along and so we felt like dicks and stopped. Now we hate them for real. Just kidding. (Actually we're afraid of them; those guys are like 8 feet tall)



We've done 3 albums, available for free on the intermation supernetway. We're currently working on a fourth. We have a website that's never finished because Dr. Wily, the guy in charge of it, is a total slacker, but it does contain up-to-date happenings, a kickass message board, and a link to all of our songs (like 50 of them or something insane like that). We like playing shows, video games, ballroom dancing, Native American art, and pornography.



We're ready to believe you.