neon plastix

Neon Plastix started life off flipping burgers in Mcdennims, in some redneck part of Doncaster, but all members being undisclosed and most secretive children of Tom Hanks and Whoopie Goldberg, knew they were destined for bigger and brighter things, so they practiced young and intense and soon enough became dinosaurs of the perfect lil' disposable pop ditty.



mums world wide wanted to pinch their tiny cheeks and dads wanted to piss on em in a celebratory fashion, Daughters and sons had to be locked away, because as pretty as it sounded the neon party monster packed a mean influencial punch, and kids world-over wound up braiding their hair with neon beads, and dancing like a monkies with half chewed of legs it was a sickness a pleasant but very real sickness. Tom Hanks dis-owned em so i guess its down to me to sell you this shit, yeah ? . . . . . so all i gotta say to you folk today is LET'S GET SICK ! and let the tidle wave of wet slag disco punk kiss each and every one of your grubby lil' knuckles.



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WE ARE 75% PENIS AND 25% JAZZ-BURGER, YOU SHOULD BUY US, RENT US, DOWNLOAD US, OR EVEN JIVE WITH US!!!



BE OUR FRIEND AND I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR A McDONALDS (nah)



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PRE-ORDER the debut NEON PLASTIX album on CD or DD - DO IT NOW

        



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