Thee Crucials

"AWHOO!" + I-IV-V x Beer= Thee Crucials



We bond over race records, ass pockets of whisky, and the Norton catalog.



Discography:



INSTANT PARTY ep (Smash Teen Sound)--Wow! I can't believe some of you actually bought this. We owe you, suckers. A total rock and roll abortion! Consider it our awkward 2nd grade picture, the one where we're wearing a "Shark Bite" shirt and posing in front of lattice work. What's left of these will never leave my closet, unless we get really famous and I can put 'em on ebay. Everybody wins!



LIVE AT THE MYSTERY SPOT 7" single (Rob's House Records)--A gigantic leap towards cajones! Yep, it's really live! You can't fake those vocal cracks! Sold out and OOP. Actually, PR still has a few of these, but they suffer from smoke damage from when his shanty took one for the planet and engulfed itself in flames.



GIVE ME.A KEG.OF BEER! CD/LP--Out now, courtesy of Kaiser Records! Recorded live during a two day bender. Sixteen tracks of dance floor fillers, tail-shakin' tell-offs, and lovesicks laments! Outta tune drunken croons, all for you!



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