In the beginning, there was the Big Fuckin Skull.
When or where It came from is unknowable and doesn't matter, but it was no doubt a really mean and shitty time and place. You know; the kind of time and place capable of producing a killer skull the size of Texas, filled with fuckin hatred. That kind of time, that kind of place. And that kind of skull.
At the dawn of human history, The Skull came to Earth, and made the planet Its own.
Then It had to go to some other place way across the universe and in another dimension to take over a bunch of other places.
To ensure that Earth stayed under Its control in Its absence, the Big Fuckin Skull organized squads of really tough skulls into platoons of six, and charged them with maintaining Its reign of blood and terror.
Over the history of Earth, new groups of skulls were formed, and old ones were destroyed in bloody fuckin battles.
As the eons rolled on and the Big Fuckin Skull did not return, some skulls began to work toward a new goal. In addition to maintaining the BFS' control over Earth and satisfying their impulses for violence, warfare, and destruction, they strove to find the Big Fuckin Skull, and get It to return to Earth.
One such group of skulls formed a rock and roll band.
. Between gigs, the band of skulls watched the skies for the dawning of a skull the size of Texas, eager for a final age of screaming bloody fire.
But the Big Fuckin Skull did not return, and the group did not know patience. They fell into chaos, destroying all around them in futile efforts to destroy one another.
Amidst the madness, Skull Fu disappeared, Fuck moved to Connecticut, and the others returned to their respective corners of the globe.
Just when all hope seemed lost, right before everybody had to get real jobs, Skull Fu returned from his vanishment bearing a message from the Big Fuckin Skull. It had heard their album and found it well-pleasing; a fragrant aroma, an acceptable sacrifice.
And it wanted more. 650 songs more.
For a total of 666 songs about skulls that kill people.
When this feat had been accomplished, the Big Fuckin Skull would return to Earth - and fucking kill it.
Hard.
So the band got back together.
And the countdown continues .
