Squirt Gun Militia(NEW SHOW...

Squirt Gun Militia is a militant group. We believe the world is divided into two halves, those who are in the militia and those who are not. We have one goal and that is to destroy city life and return to the bliss that is rural life. We aint political, we aint racist, and we aint no homophobes. We believe in freedom. That, riding on the back of a four wheeler, squishing squirrels, and jumping dirt ramps while high fiving the disembodied spirit of the big bopper type of freedom. You know, real freedom. Remember militants, freedom is free, but capitalistic, city boy, driving around in my BMW or fake ass h3 hummer while high fiving the disembodied spirit of Ronald Regan isnt.