Social Hero

Try to relax and act normal. My gang of homeboys from New York are tearing rubber in all directions, screaming like a runaway freight train, on the run from Interpol or the Mafia. These criminal pimps have worked themselves into a frenzy, Rocking the whimpering shit out of everybody in their path. They are merciless brutes with no sense of humor. They drink whiskey, smoke opium, and eat strawberries & cream with teenage girls. If provoked, they will Rock your skull into bone splinters, on purpose. If spotted, call the White House, or the Federal Sanitarium. No prison can hold them. Two fighters jets from NORAD have been deployed to intercept their Lamborghini jeep as it flies straight across I-70 like a bullet, to the heart of the sun, and quite possibly a stage near you. You want fun, Bubba? Ho, ho. This is the place to be. What they got's gonna turn your brain into shit. Nothing can stop them. It's Rock N' Fucking Roll. Res Ipsa Loquitur. So long for now. Yrs. -Johnny Redd