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it has been far too long since my last upload. i prostrate myself at your feet and beg for forgiveness. if only my whole schtick was less labour-intensive (and being less of a lazy scumrat would probably help too). i envy those people whose thing is just talking about how stoned they are to camera.

new video next week ok!!!

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lyrics:
today i wished the world away from inside my flat
and almost made an instagram account for my cat
i want to dance and strut
i want to pretend
that this week-old pizza hut
is not my oldest friend

but you know
with the sky falling down
in six months
we'll all live underground

and i think that's where i'll thrive
i've been training all my life
assuming i'm still alive
and there's at least a decent wi(-fi connection)

all this teenage misery
except i'm almost 23
but i complain and whine
only like half the time
yeah things are sort of fine
now that you are mine