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I AM:
A SCHIZOPHRENIC MC FIGHTING A BATTLE WITH MY ALTER EGO, MIKILL PANE (www.myspace.com/mikillpane). THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I WAS:
BORN IN LONDON TO NIGERIAN PARENTS IN THE GLORIOUS YEAR OF MCMLXXXIV (1984 TO ALL NON ROMANS). THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I DO:
A LITTLE BIT OF THIS - A LOT OF THAT. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I LIKE:
ANSWERING MY PHONE TO AVOID GETTING THOSE ANNOYING TEXT MESSAGES THAT YOU THINK ARE FROM A PENGTING WHEN THEY'RE REALLY FROM T FUCKING MOBILE TELLING YOU THAT YOU MISSED A CALL. I FUCKING KNOW, T-MOBILE! I FUCKING KNOW!
I ALSO LIKE:
SITTING AT MY PC IN JUST MY BOXERS WRITING INFORMATIVE STUFF ABOUT MYSELF.THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I LOVE:
YOU READY? LET'S SEE.TRAINERS (LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS AND 100x MORE LOADS), TATTOOS, MY FAMILY, THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES, HIP HOP AND INDIE MUSIC, MOVIES, SMOKING MARIJUANA, MY GILERA DNA, INDEPENDENT CLOTHING BRANDS, RALPH LAUREN (THE BRAND NOT THE MAN - NO POLO HOMO), ALL SAINTS (THE BRAND NOT THE 'BAND'), CORONA WITH LEMON AND LIME, DISARONNO, SALT BEEF BAGELS FROM BRICK LANE (YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD TAM AND IT WAS PENG BUT LET'S KEEP IT TO MIXED GRILL, SHALL WE?), THE COLOUR PURPLE, TAKING PHOTOS, WATCHING SKATEBOARDERS, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, SHOOTING FOXES (LENG A PEST DOWN SEASON!!!!), MYSPACE, WATCHES, THE 1980s, ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB, PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER AND REVENGE. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I HATE:
CHRISTMAS, FACEBOOK, THE FACT THAT I HAVE A TRACKING DEVICE IN THE FORM OF AN OYSTER CARD, POLLUTION, TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS, SHAVING BUMPS, DRY SKIN, DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL POLICE OFFICERS, SMALL MINDEDNESS, PEOPLE THAT DON'T APPRECIATE THE ADVANTAGES OF FUCKING SWEARING AND THE FACT THAT ALL TRAFFIC WARDENS AND NIGHTCLUB TOILET ATTENDANTS ARE WEST AFRICAN! WHY?! THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I WAS (PART 2):
AN AVERAGE JOE, A BULLY, BULLIED (KARMA IS A MOTHERFUCKER LIKE OEDIPUS), A RAPPER, A BIT CONFUSED. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR NOW.
I WILL BE:
BIGGER THAN BETH DITTO EATING A BIG MAC/WHOPPER HYBRID IN SIZE 15 TIMBERLANDS WHILST DRIVING A STRETCH HUMMER, THE FIRST UK 'HIP HOP' GRAMMY AWARD WINNER, ASSASSINATED AT THE AGE OF 22 BY MY ALTER EGO THEN RESURRECTED.OH WAIT, THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENED. THAT'S ALL YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW FOR NOW.
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