Sheglank'd Shoulders

Calgary's kings of skaterock and energy drinks have been ripping it since 2004 and are still going strong (ie playing 2 shows/year) despite Wolfgang living in Victoria and the rest of the dudes slugging it out in Cowtown. This is 100% no-frills, no-bullshit, chug a Monster Chaos, grab your Danforth and fucking shred classic skate rock. Think the Spermbirds meets the Adolescents with a touch of street punk thrown in to make things even crazier. When not shredding classic anthems like "Long Board Short Dick" and "Endless Grind", the Shoulders can usually be found creating their own alcohol-infused energy drinks like the Frankie Hill or the infamous Wake Shake. Come to one of their shows to try them for yourself!