Self Proclaimed

Long long ago in a far away mongolian village a group was born from the Indonesian god of rock. The coming of this group of 4 brought peace to the mongolian people. They were praised for their invention of the wooden spoon and the metal spiral contraption that the group so carefully named the slinky. However deep within the village a high priest lived. He was jealous of the groups popularity so he raised the price of water and twigs to an unbearable price thus creating the first known image of "the man." The group who the people lovingly refered to as Self-Proclaimed played music for the people to sooth hard times due to the increased costs and revenue. The high priest however dissaproved of the groups behavior, so he ordered them to be executed. On the evening of the execution however one of the members to Self-Proclaimed stood before the people of mongolia and said "if you do not let us go we will take away the sun." The people of mongolia laughed at first but then it started getting dark. The people instantly began to panic. The people of mongolia started a riot and then went to the high priest and killed him by way of death by box of fish sticks. After the high priest had been killed the people of mongolia then set Self-Proclaimed free. Self-Proclaimed then decided it would be best for the people to reward them with all of the villages gold and women and beer. Soon though Self-Proclaimed had to head to the United States since they had just convinced the mongolian people to kill their high priest on the bases that the sun goes down at night (but the mongolians will believe alot of stuff). After Self-Proclaimed left the mongolian people, word spread back to the group that the entire village had burned down and all the people were masacred at the hands of a evil ghost high priest. But thats niether here nor there what is here is Self-Proclaimed and we will always be, because it is our understanding that the US does not have high priest.

We'd like to say thanks to our fans we love all of you and we will think of you when we are asleep on our foutons.

Self-Proclaimed