Piss Drunk Bastards

It started in early 2005, the Punk scene was almost dead in stavanger and everyone was straight edge, vegan or hippies, and no one but the few punks we where, drank beer! So we went to these metalcore shows and beated up everyone up because they where straight edge, we also went to scorpius (local hippie shop) and shot evryone, so now are all the hippies in stavanger dead! One day Dennis and Moen was kidnapping children to get money to beer, suddenly the ugly child came up with a idea, that we started a band, and get money to beer that way, and we could also beat up animal friendly people after band practise! And so we did and became PissDrunk Bastards! Unfortunatly then we didnt have a drummer or a bass player. Suddenly we saw a bum laying on the street begging for money, we thought he should fit in perfectly, so we gave him a bass and teached him how to play, thats how the bum joined! After a while all three of us went to a kindergarden to look for sexy mothers to rape, after a few seconds we found out that all the sexy mothers (and children) at the kindergarden had allready been raped BY A BLACK GUY! fortunatly this black guy also played drums and where and where addicted to alcohol, so we recruited him, his name Max max!

So we where sent to rule the world, WE are Pissdrunk Bastards!!!



Don`t leave thanks for the add coments! We hate you, you unpersonal, spamming piece of shit!

Especially Don`t leave "thanks for the add" comments when its your band thats adding us, why the fuck are you doing this? We are going to hunt you and your terrible ugly band down and kill you! WHEN YOU ADD US, YOU DON`T THANK US FOR THE ADD!!!!!!!!