Pessimist Parade

Pessimist Parade created from the remaining members of the infamous & violent yet hilariously retarded band Damage Case. Here's the full story:



After a successful stint in the male strip circuit in France, JJ Damage left the godforsakin' country to meet with Rio Grande- who at that time, worked in Hollywood, CA as a profesional stunt double for Samo Hung- the great martial artist from china. Both got drunk and soon complained about how they were sick and tired of their careers- longing for the days of playing pure punk rock n'roll in front of people in seedy smelly and dirty clubs. Soon they formed a band to play w/ 2 guys they picked up from K St for a show but alas they're too fruity and demanded too much. So after several line-up changes involving Furbees and kangaroo wranglers, JJ was giving the key-note speech at a pompadour convention where he met a young man with a guitar attached to his stomach. Shooting firebolts down from his loins like a horny Zeus, Thundercock Kelley joined the band. Later, while hanging out at Hobo Manor, a young orphan boy was left in a bass case at the front step. They nursed him back to health and donned him Wilson and that is how Pessimist Parade came to be!



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