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"This man has killed a lot of people." George W. Bush on Saddam Hussein .



"This man has killed a lot of people." Robert of Pallor on George W. Bush



George W. Bush's 50 greatest



accomplishments



1. I



attacked and took over two countries.



2. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.



3. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in



history (not easy)



4. I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies



filed in any 12 month period.



5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of



the stock market.



6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal



prisoner.



7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a



criminal record.



8. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the



most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to



beat my dad's, but I did).



9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I



presided over the worst security failure in US history.



10. I set the record for most campaign raising trips by any



president in US history.



11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans



lost their jobs.



12. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans



than any other president in US history.



13. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures



in a 12-month period.



14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration



positions than any other president in US history.



15. I set the record for fewest press conferences of any



president since the advent of TV.



16. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and



refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.



17. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the



Constitution than any other US president in history.



18. I cut health-care benefits for war veterans.



19. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to



simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million



people), shattering the record for protest against any one person



in the history of mankind.



20. I dissolved more international treaties than any president



in US history.



21. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable



of any in US history.



22. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration



in US histiry (the poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has



a Chevron oil tanker named after her).



23. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states



of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.



24. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in



any market in any country in the history of the world.



25. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack



and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so



against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of



the international community.



26. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy



in the history of the US.



27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending



increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan



was hard to beat, but I did it!!!)



28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United



Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.



29. I am the first president in US history to have the United



Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.



30. I removed more checks and balances and have the least



congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US



history.



31. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.



32. I withdrew from the World Court Of Law.



33. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war



and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.



34. I am the first president in US history to refuse United



Nations elections inspectors access during the 2002 elections.



35. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most



corporate campaign donations.



36. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also



one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest



corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former



CEO of EnronCorporation)



37. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any



president in US history.



38. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came



under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air



Force 1).



39. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow



government.



40. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in



less than a year made the US the most resented country in the



world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world



history).



41. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of



the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest



threat to world peace and stability.



42. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be



awarded government contracts.



43. I set the all-time record for the number of administration



appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge



investments in corporations that later made bids for gov.



contracts.



44. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for



Americans than any other president in US history.



45. I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly



the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.



46. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history



and in less than two years turned every single economic category



heading straight down.



47. I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine



(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).



48. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military



during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer



any questions about drug use.



49. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been



spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and



unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation



into my insider trading or bankrupted companies are sealed in



secrecy and unavailable for public view.



50. All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which



I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for



public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)



attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and



unavailable for public review.



"In this time of war against Osama Bin Laden and the oppressive

Taliban regime, we are thankful that OUR leader isn't the spoiled

son of a powerful politician from a wealthy oil family who is supported

by religious fundamentalists, operates through clandestine organizations,

has no respect for the democratic electoral process, bombs innocents,

and uses war to deny people their civil liberties.

Amen."

-- from The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder --