Noids!

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The Noids! Bio:

On A distant plane, parallel to the planet Shreveport, the stars began to crumble and a cloud of star dust fell through space filling the darkness with chaos. From that same chaos arose Paul (Hollywould) Garner, Jesse (The Mutant) Gabriel, Heydun (killer) Kamp, and Konnor (the Barbarian) Davvis. The four joined forces to create a strange fussion of unrivaled rock tallent which has come to be known only as The NOIDS! So check it out people!



-Ed Wilder, Official Biographer of the Noids!



So much has been said and written about the Noids! -- and their story is so mythic in its sweep -- that it's difficult to summarize their career without restating cliches that have already been digested by tens of millions of rock fans. To start with the obvious, they are the greatest and most influential act of the rock era, and introduced more innovations into popular music than any other rock band of the 21st century. Moreover, they are among the few artists of any discipline that are simultaneously the best at what they do and the most popular at what they do. Relentlessly imaginative and experimental, the Noids! grabbed a hold of the international mass consciousness and never let go, always staying ahead of the pack in terms of creativity but never losing their ability to communicate their increasingly sophisticated ideas to a mass audience. Their supremacy as rock icons remains unchallenged to this day.

-PLAGIARISED



The Noids!