Adventures in Helicoptering: Friday Edition: Photojournalism Edition
Published: January 10, 2014
A whimsical Batinski, his shirt coquettishly rolled, daydreams of helicopter fruit…
A joyful Batinski tries to pluck the rare helicopter fruit from the augur tube.
Perimeter guard of Canine Tasting Room Security Unit takes note of potential intruder–in the sky!
Daddy Mumbles [right, cherishing large scroll] tries to subdue the airborne fruit menace with packing tape.
One [left] attempts to persuade menace against war with handheld device, while face betrays potential complicity/desire for first blood.
Will the Brewery fend off the attacks of the fiendish helicopter fruit?
Will Daddy Mumbles reveal the contents of his coveted scroll?
Will a crestfallen Batinski admit his shame in unleashing the fruity airborne menace upon his friends?
Was One, in fact, embroiled in shameful conspiracy against his colleagues?
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For answers to these questions and many, many more, tune in next time for:
“Adventures in Helicoptering: Friday Edition: Photojournalism Edition: Amazing Conclusion!”
-D.W.