New Madrid

"Bootgazin' over the bar counter, looking at that hot bartender's titties, telling her about the Jesus and Mary Chain".The Pharmer EP is readily available for FDA approval and, subsequently, public consumption. Take as needed for pain. Avoid heavy farm machinery. Embrace heavy farm music."New Madrid's Pharmer EP is the musical equivalent of a Flannery O'Connor short story; dark and revealing, with a feel for and of the South. In just six songs, the band delivers a nearly perfect album, a feat which many other bands cannot in two or three attempts (see: The No-Hawks), which leaves you shaking in excitement for a full-length. Full of distortion, driving drums and guitar leads, references to drugs, alcohol, and Arkansas, and always with lyrics worthy of discussion, the Pharmer EP is not something you should miss." - Sharp Woolston, Famous People MagazineWHAT ARE THE CRITICS SAYING?"I've never heard something so not punk rock be sopunk rock." - Seancore"I can't understand the words, but I sure like the music." - Garry Isaacs"Some of your lyrics are really upsetting." - My mother"Truly, the only folkish band that I can slam dance to." - Jess"I know you glorify white trash in your music, but meth really isn't cool." - Wade"Dude, that isn't good for your guitar." - Kid at Chords for Wallkill/New Madrid show"My parents don't really talk about the things I do; like drink beer, or play in New Madrid". - Stan"It's like gospel music. It makes people forget who they're trying to be, and they can just be who they are". - Ali Cat"It was too loud. All of the kindergartners had their fingers in their ears." - little kid at the Sunset Elementary Benefit"Y'alls' live show made me feel like I was in a Youth Brigade video." - Dude at the Twin Cats/New Madrid show"Chauvinist indie rock playboy bullshit." - EJ"What's with you and place names?" - Henry Daggs



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