DESCRIPTION:
Hey!
First off, sorry for the really crappy quality of this, I'm still technically on hiatus, so I'm having to use really rubbish equipment to record.
Secondly, I was originally gonna record the instrumental for this myself, but the aforementioned poor equipment was just making it sound too crappy, couldn't deal with it, so I wussed out and used this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QV2HAYKP7E

Free mp3: http://www.sendspace.com/file/rhbhbk

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LYRICS
Piss off Trixie with her amulet,
Try to keep Celestia's phoenix as a pet.
Get lost in Sombra's door,
Get mauled and eaten by a manticore.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die.

Try to teach yourself how to fly (if you're Scootaloo that is),
Stick a cupcake in your eye.
Eat a bunch of baked bads,
Get a hydra really freakin' mad.

(Chorus)

Get frozen by a windigo.
Tour the factory that makes rainbows.
Crushed by a dragon on a rampage.
Use unicorn magic to advance your age.

(Chorus)

Set Discord free again,
then drink all the chocolate rain.
Try to send Luna back to the moon.
I wonder... What does THIS spell do?

(Chorus)

Drink a potion stolen from Zecora,
Get a cutie mark as the Everfree forest explorer.

Tell Pinkie that you've never really liked her parties.
Get the town attacked by an ursa major.
Start a pie fight with the buffalo tribe.
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die. Dumbest ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die...
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.