Massacre of the Umbilical Cord

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Location:
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, US
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Grindcore / Metal / Thrash
Site(s):
Label:
Magic Bullet Records
Type:
Indie
MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD MERCHANDISE FOR SALE

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MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD "I'm Surprised He Hasn't Killed Anyone" CD

- Debut full length album

- 13 unlucky tracks of death



MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD & CONTROL "Split" CD

- Split full length with North Carolina's CONTROL

- 9 tracks from MOTUC, 5 tracks from CONTROL



From Magic Bullet Records / March 2006:



Imagine living in a town that basically exists to serve the leisure-time needs of an increasingly bloated and ignorant populace that rolls in every summer like an unclaimed uncle. In the warm months, you wait on hand and foot for people who define vacation by what kind of sticker they can put on the SUV back home. In the cold months, you vow to yourself "never again." Welcome to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, home to MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD.



Featuring an astonishingly adept trio of musicians, MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD viciously and unapologetically espouses and delivers the good tidings of "Eat Shit And Die." Requiring the services of only one drummer, a guitarist, and a vocalist, MOTUC is the sound of a tourist trap being held captive and peppered with precise blasts of incinerating death during peak season.



Like a reporter called to the ensuing carnage, Magic Bullet Records has signed on to bring the sights and sounds of the MASSACRE to the outside world. Label founder Brent Eyestone offered the following: "Pathetic times call for desperate measures. Underground metal/hardcore is being marketed as a playground for chugga chugga cyclops boys wearing eyeliner and hoping you're not keen to their blatant Crüe and GnR wannabe image ripoff campaign. Massacre is the complete opposite of the prevailing trend and in many ways a gigantic FUCK YOU to a music industry that gets more laughable with each photo shoot. We're more than happy to live out on the fringe with these dudes and throw Molotovs at the world."



"A Little Piece of Heaven" in Madison, Alabama. Summer 2006



Bands We Have Toured/ Shared The Stage With



Job For A Cowboy, Darkest Hour, Goatwhore, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Arsis, Sworn Enemy, Bloodjinn, Imperial, Daath, Cattle Decapitation, Invocation of Nehek, Decapitated, Abysmal Dawn, The Classic Struggle, Face Down In Shit, From Graves Of Valor, Ghost of A Fallen Age, We Were Gentlemen, Yakuza, Behold. the Arctopus, My Bitter End, ABBACAB, This Time It's War, 88MPH, PlaugeBringer, Mouth of the Architect, The Knife Trade ,North 24, Call It Quits, Call to Preserve, Bail Out, All In, The Rose, XLead the FightX, The Hundredth, XFubarX, End of All, Cambridge, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Map Says We're Fucked, , Head Wound Harry, The Hottness, Lie By Mistake, Century, The Auburn System, Sutter Kane, Knives Exchanging Hands, Once Nothing, Choose Your Weapon, CDC, Fight Like Hell, Dead Bird, Captain Robot, Escape Grace, Aim Higher, xThick as Bloodx, Make Your Mark, Hands Down, Close Quarters Combat, Unending Blame, Phoenix Down, Aorta Consumption, Oblivions Rise, Hand in Hand, Zombie Gutz, Inked In Blood, Dysrhythmia, A Stained Glass Romance, The Fire The Flood, Chyme, By The Sins Fell Angels, From Idle Hands, Crimson Spectre, Malignace, Insurrect, Chaotic Alliance, Divider, Giant, Of Undying Love, In Theory, MyChildren MyBride, Diemona, Time of Cholera, The Campaign 1984, Seneca, Anniston, Ethan Fogus, Fallen into Effect, the Paul Parker Band, Thrashcan, kenotia, fun in washington, Fading Effigy, a hero's welcome, world's end, at her hand, the sepsis burden, ante bellum, Axial Discorrelation, ann bolynn, last day to fall, drag the waters, in harms way, selva, end of days, , Damona Waits, Forever In Despair, Fastest Kid In The 5th Grade, Predecessor, Omniscient, Rapture Cabaret, An American Horror Story, Attila, Faith In Ashes, The Day Of The Beast, Nothing Sacred, They Found Her In Pieces, Ligeia, The Jonah Veil , The Ethereal, The Maryrose Artifact, A Girl A Gun A Ghost, My Hero Is Me, Rumplestitskin Grinder, Then Came The Wolf, Ruiner, Shut The Mouths of Lions and counting
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