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SO, WHO IS THIS MIKE VITALE GUY? WELL.



First off, you must have a sense of humor and be at least this tall to read this:



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Congratulations on your height!



Hi, my name is Mike. I came up with this completely original idea about three or four years ago over a bowl of Lucky Charms and 1% milk; what if I wrote words regarding everyday life that people could relate to, devise a melody for said words, and then sing this melodious concoction over a set of predetermined blocks of music… sound familiar… I hope not, because it’s my idea (you just keep that in mind bucko).



You know, I apologize for that outburst, sometimes my mouth gets away from me. What I really meant to say is thank you for stopping by my myspace page. You could be doing any number of things (like cleaning your toilet bowl, eating girl scout cookies, watching C.S.I Miami, painting your toe nails, cross dressing), but no, you are listening to my music you cute little thing you.



I figure if you haven’t already abandoned your valiant effort to read this “Bio,” well then the very least I can do is tell you a little more about myself; after all, otherwise, I might be wasting your time. Here is a short list of interesting “secrets” regarding Mike Vitale:



1.) He enjoys talking about himself in third-person occasionally.

2.) He’s not the kind person who doesn’t use double negatives in a sentence just because he can.

3.) He lies when he says that he enjoys talking in third-person (because every other musician does when they talk about themselves in a bio).

4.) He wears women’s underwear. Shhh, that’s our little secret.

5.) He uses the word “occasionally” egregiously and really means that he does it all the time, but for some reason, saying “occasionally” makes him feel better about himself.

6.) He doesn’t know what the word “egregiously” means.

7.) Some people think that Mike is in denial about being a compulsive liar; he doesn’t agree.



Now, lets recap on what we’ve learned about Mike Vitale… not much. But we have learned quite a bit about your patience.



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