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I asked a fortune teller to tell me my future,
he looked at me funny said, "Honey are you sure?
Do you really want to know because it could be disastrous."
I said, "Well it can't be half as bad as the past was."
So he pulled out a deck of cards and he said,
"You take your own life in the year 2041 kid."
I said, "What the fuck? I want to live to a hundred!"
He told me to cool it that was only the first part,
He said, "Settle down and let me get to the worst card."
and I thought, "What could that be?" and he said,

"You'll never find real love, I know you need it but it won't be real love.
You'll never find real love, I know you need it but it won't be real love.

You once had a soul mate, he was born in Arizona,
but he died in infancy from pneumonia.
His eyes were brown and his name was Peter,
and if he had lived he would have been into theater.
Since you only get one soul mate I'm sorry but,

You'll never find real love, I know you need it but it won't be real love.
You'll never find real love, I know you need it but it won't be real love.
You'll never find real love, I know you need it but it won't be real love.
You'll never find real love, I know you need it but it won't be real love."