The hardest working Trashband in the Trashbusiness!
"I hate these gay fuckers!" Fred Durst, NME 10/2002
"Lorena and the Bobbits are a menace to society and should be eliminated
immediately!" Dick Cheney, Washington Post 9/2003
"I have never been, in my life to a concert louder and more terrible than
these "Lorena and the.whatever"--girls. I cant understand why all the
other people at the show seemed to like it!" Rudolf Schenker, MTV 11/2001
"My wife says since I saw them, I have never been the same." Rudy
Guilliani, New York Times 12/2002
"Get out there and kick some ASS!!!" Tura Satana 9/2007"Lorena and the Bobbits rocked some german butch style american rockabilly. Punkrock! Hank's hair was so cool!" Lynn Breedlove 10/2007"I've seen them ages ago with King Khan and his Shrines.their singer looked exactly like young Elvis.they're awesome!" Bombs & Daggers 6/2008News.
Lorena and the Bobbits ride again!!!
A new daredevil has recklessly taken the vacant position of Bass-Lorena:
Marshall Bobbit, a formerly unknown cousin of the seventh degree, has come up from our extended inbreeding clan in southern Lousiana.and happens to hit the strings in a most satisfying way. So after just a little bit of torture he volunteered to comit himself entirely to this dangerous job. Remember: Three Lorenas already vanished into Black Holes!!!
With advice from above, we decided to play faster, louder and harder, so the Alien Forces would lay off him at least for a little while.
IF YOU HAVE PHOTOS, VIDEOS OR LIVE RECORDINGS FROM OUR PAST SHOWS - PLEASE SEND THEM TO US AND WE WILL PUT THEM UP!!! THANKS!!!
Facts.
Lorena and the Bobbits started up in februar 2001 when a thunderbolt from the sky hit a former catholic virgin schoolgirl and turned her into to a full-on, ragin', rawkin an' a rollin' hillbilly butchdyke from hell!!!! YEEHAW!!! thank you, LORD ALLMIGHTY!!! Up to no good and not much later, Hank, the greasy croonin' crossdressin' cowboy, hooked up with the greasy drummin' an' a drinkin' menace-to-society and former inmate Miles, a step Hank to this day can not cease to regret. BUT. fate is evil and you can not escape your destiny, especially the destiny to WASTE YER LIFE ON A PUNKROCK CAREER.!!! Three's a company, so when they met up one moonless night in the Louisiana swamp with former satan-whorshippin' and "bikini-kill!!!"-screamin' Lorena, there was no stopping to this fatal and deathly mixture of 60ties Trashbeat, Deltablues, Girlschool and Slayer.
On a mission to give the world greasy hair and lonesome dykes at last a chance to catch up with some hot n' rumblin' music, three of their bassplayin' Lorenas were sucked into Black Holes by incredible Alien Forces, who envied the Band for their roarin', tube-screamin', deafenin' sound. After many shows in and out of space, they decided to vanish into the hellfires of Rock'n Roll in 2004, leaving nothing but a trace of burnt rubber and bloody hankerchiefs on the sidewalk. Their shows will forever be remembered legendary - turning straight girls into leather dykes, the floor into a dyke-moshpit, and men into estaticly cryin' an' a sobbin' lumbs of selfpitty.
AND NOW THEY'RE BACK. TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Releases:
-- Split 7" with Hollywood Babylon / Supi Records
-- Sampler "The Girls Can Dish It Out Too!" / Emancypunx
-- Sampler "Noc Walpurgii" (Anti-Homophobia Festival Warsaw) /Emancypunx
Lorena T-Shirt: 2 colour (white and magenta on black) hand screen printed, high quality heavy cotton sweat shop free T-shirt, available in S/M/L in Men's and Girlie slim fit cut, design by Riot Queer (for bigger photo see blog entry: "Got a T-shirt?")Make sure you include with your order:- your full name, your e-mail and your postal adress- the size and style (Men's or Girlie) of your T-shirt Price for inside Europe (shipping included) - 16€
Price for anywhere else in the world (shipping included) - 20€
