Jessica Delfino

Location:
NEW YORK, New York, US
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Rock / Pop / Comedy
Label:
Loud M
Type:
Indie
This is my secondary Myspace page. Please also visit me over at my main myspace page, myspace.com/jessydelfino.
ABOUT ME:
I am a song singer and a joke teller and a story spinner and a good speller and a craftivist and an all around artist. If I were alive in the olden days, they would have burned me at the stake.
I live in NYC. Visit my website - www.jessicadelfino.com for upcoming show dates. I've performed in festivals and clubs all over the world, such as Reading & Leeds Festival, Latitude Festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, Galway Comedy Festival, NY International Children's Film Festival, Dublin Comedy Festival, NY Comedy Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival and more. I've performed on top of the Empire State Building as well as in basements. I've won awards such as ECNY's "Best Musical Comedian" and a Village Voice "Voice Choice" for "Best Filthy Mouthed Guitar Slinging Comedian" and I've been taken off YouTube. I've received world wide critical acclaim and was publicly denounced (for real) by the US Catholic League. I'm beloved and behated.
To see some of my videos visit www.youtube.com/jessdelfino.
To buy a CD, send $12 s/h to jessdelfino@yahoo.com via paypal.com and specify: DIRTY FOLK ROCK (my 1st CD), I WANNA BE FAMOUS (my 2nd CD) or you can get my new holiday CD on iTunes. Or visit iTunes or Amazon.com to buy mp3s. As always, thank you for your support, I couldn't do what I do without you.
MERCH:
NEW!"My Pu$$y Is Magic" Undies! $10 each inc. shipping. Email jessdelfino@yahoo.com or click HERE for images, or Paypal $10 & your size and address to jessdelfino@yahoo for yours today.
ABOUT MY CDS: My first CD is called "Dirty Folk Rock" and features my old classic hits including "Jessica Jokes", my second is called "I Wanna Be Famous" and features "Magic", "Rape Whistle" and the title track, "I Wanna Be Famous". It has 15 songs in total, and comes with a big pretty color poster. It can be ordered on Itunes and Amazon, or purchased in person at a show.
MAILING LIST:
jessdelfino@yahoo.com.
SOME PRESS:
I was described as "A cross between Redd Foxx and Jewel" by The Onion. Here are some more things that people who write things said:
"Comedic Discovery of the Month" --Comedy Central
"High Times Unsigned Band of the Week" --High Times
"Jessica Delfino is a comedian-songwriter who can warble with the earnestness of a folksinger while elucidating the finer points of oral sex. A cross between Redd Foxx and Jewel, Delfino sincerely strums her guitar in time to funny, often dirty lyrics with a well-practiced deadpan." --The Onion A.V. Club
"Jessica Delfino has sang, danced, and comedianed her way to LES notoriety--some feat . . . . Plan to squirm, laugh and perhaps squirm again." --Time Out New York
"Best Potty-Mouthed, Guitar-Slinging Comedian" -- Best Of 2005 , The Village Voice
"We were immediately stuck to our seats stunned and smiling as Jessica Delfino engaged us in tune after tune referencing her, and others, vagina(s).She is funny. And smart." -- Thurston Moore & Byron Coley, Arthur Magazine
"Fetchingly filthy. . . . Some of the most nasty, offensive, degrading and genius comedy you'll see all year." --New York Blade
"Our pick . . . best known for funny (and dirty) musical numbers and a
video that was provocative enough to be taken off YouTube" --The
Washington Post
" * * * 1/2 [out of 4]" --Jane Magazine
"The Lower East Side's folkie queen of obscene" --The Village Voice
"Jessica Delfino is a delightful young lady who likes to sing whimsical songs about her vag. She's sassy!" -- VICE Magazine
"Let me be absolutely clear about this, without any exaggeration: If you had to pay one live human baby in exchange for a ticket to her show, it would be worth it. More than worth it. . . . The songs are written and performed by Jessica and are hilarious. They're so funny that no word exists to describe them." --The
Triangle, The Student Newspaper at Drexel University, Philadelphia
"She's a brilliant writer." --Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton dot Net
"Hilariously ribald." -- BackStage.com
"Legendary" --The L Magazine
"Adorably twisted. . . . Alternately sexy and hilarious. . . . Delfino captures such painful truth [that] you can’t help but simultaneously laugh and sigh." --hellohilarious.com
“One of the weirdest and best things you’ll see this year” -- Time Out London
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