Jellowaste

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11:00ish JELLOWASTE

11:45ish KNIGHT RIDER

12:30ish BIRTH

1:15ish BESTIAL MOUTHS



MUTANT MADNESS: Prof Adam K was once a humble scientologist making graham crackers for L Ron Hubbard, when suddenly he decided he no longer agreed with the Scientological viewpoint. After hearing of Prof Adam's inner dissidence, Tom Cruise hid in the backseat of his Nissan Altima. When the Prof showed up, Tom injected him with Biotoxin 45 ~ a chemical that was supposed to kill him.



However, the Biotoxin chemical interacted with a certain molecule buildup in his spinal fluid, and instead of causing his death, Prof Adam K transformed into PROF ATOMIK, a magickal neon man of musical mutant mastery. The best part is that this transformation was so incredible, the 10 foot radiotransformative aura emitted during the changes turned his car into a neon yellow Firebird ~ complete with a radiation symbol on the hood. (Can someone make this pic in photoshop and post it)"REVIEWS"

RAINBOW. OOZE. Oh mannn. This is something I had a fantasy about one day while mucking about on the keyboard. Finding out it was real was a trip. Rainbow Ooze? "No way", but yes, it's real. Photoshoot prop number ONE baby. Expect to see this at shows. And on me. You can get it at otherlandtoys.co.uk :



"Was that a song?" - NY Times



"Listening to 'Doktr Sleeze' unexpectedly transmogrified my limbs into buttery fried chicken. O my, is that the faint smell of Crisco, now permanently wafting through my nostrils? Delicious." - Teodor



"t0tally d01nG it 4 teh lulz, k33p rockin steddy" - Anonymous Encyclopedia Dramatica User



"At first, I believed this work to be a potential discrediting of my philosophy. Immediate further looks revealed that indeed, this gentleman of art (or "paxus de artiosoph" in the words of Hemmelein) has produced something that succinctly validates the absurdist thesis." - Søren Kierkegaard



"This stuff is grim." - Nigelfoo



"Because of The Man, Jimi Hendrix has been out of work for almost a century. Thanks to Jellowaste, he is back on the playing field." - Organization for the Preservation of Historical Black Musicians