Jean Marie

"Jean Marie started a long while ago at the bottom of an unnamed ocean. Techtonic plates rubbed together and a VOLCANO shot through the waters, surfaced and spewed forth red-hot lava!!! There was also a cucumber involved. And perhaps, the Eiffel Tower and a jumbo dog from 7-11. All these things inverted themselves into tunnels and tacos and grapefruit halves and the world became a chrysalis! When it opened, therein emerged a pretty canary named Jean Marie."
--Encyclopedia Britannica, 1983