James Yarde

James Yarde* is a guy who sometimes wonders why some peeps choose to write these "about me" things in third person, as if there actually is a third person who sits on their shoulder announcing their opinions, like a griot. The truth is . . . there is no third person. It's just you and her / him or in this case er . . . me.



Nah tru?



That's all I'm saying . . . .



Read on . . .



I can make Beats but I prefer to make Records.



Urban music, whatever that is, is ok but I prefer Black music.



I'd like to make a lot of Hits but I'd prefer to make a little History.



I'd like to be Good but I'd rather be Great.

James the WiseChild



"What the f@*k is apple juice!? N$%a I want apple drink. . . . It's green."



I am the brother of Jason. If you can't tell the difference you may well be the next Yardeball star. Go ahead, play. . . .



Before you leave, be sure to look at my Naked Pics.



*(The third person thing at the top of this paragraph exists purely to illustrate the point.)