James Yarde

James Yarde* is a guy who sometimes wonders why some peeps choose to write these "about me" things in third person, as if there actually is a third person who sits on their shoulder announcing their opinions, like a griot. The truth is . . . there is no third person. It's just you and her / him or in this case er . . . me.

Nah tru?

That's all I'm saying . . . .

Read on . . .

I can make Beats but I prefer to make Records.

Urban music, whatever that is, is ok but I prefer Black music.

I'd like to make a lot of Hits but I'd prefer to make a little History.

I'd like to be Good but I'd rather be Great.

James the WiseChild

"What the f@*k is apple juice!? N$%a I want apple drink. . . . It's green."

I am the brother of Jason. If you can't tell the difference you may well be the next Yardeball star. Go ahead, play. . . .

Before you leave, be sure to look at my Naked Pics.

*(The third person thing at the top of this paragraph exists purely to illustrate the point.)