Invidia

I'm a jazz bassist really. I like to play acoustic guitar when I'm bored. I love Spanish guitar. I'm really simple. I like tomato soup. I don't like people making a big deal out of things. I like writing basslines to other songs. I hate it when people complicate situations. I have no patience, for anything or anyone. I hate most people. I curse a lot. I spit like a sailor. I probably smoke too much. I have a really short temper. I get bored of people extremely easy. If you've ever had ketchup mixed with mayo, you'd know why my burgers and fries are better than yours. I might have ADD. I'm not a big fan of blondes. The Spanish/Italian mix in chicks is godly. I hear I'm pretty racist. I like funny people. I refuse to learn from my mistakes. I hate when people buy expensive candles and don't light them cause they don't wanna fuck em up. If you can keep my attention for more than 10 minutes, you're special. Slutty girls are awesome. I like to read a lot, poetry, all kinds of nonsense, though you'd rarely find me admitting to such. Dumping a girl for giving bad head is perfectly acceptable. I can outdrink your entire family. I listen to all kinds of music. I like intelligent people. Girls that play instruments are really fucking hot. I love politics. I'm agnostic but I'm interested in all religion. I go to Hunter College. Just graduated. I am fully qualified to beat your children. I like meeting new people, but generally don't like talking to them after I meet them. I'm an asshole in most senses of the word. I play bass for Ambient Death. I'm working on another project now, but always down to jam to pretty much anything. Republicans suck.