Imperial Booking Agency

I did this for a few years, fucked over a lot of people, backed out on a lot of shows, screwed some friends over that didn't deserve it, really made an asshole of myself. in fact, no one really trusts me as a person anymore, but i guess that's what you get when you're a piece of shit person who gets satisfaction in fucking over bands. i'm actually shocked that God himself didn't strike me down at one point. if you ever see me around make sure and kick me right in the balls. i mean that.