Hetero Skeleton

Hetero Skeleton is like the sound of God farting: scary & funny as hell. The bastard son of prolonged musical inbreeding, this multi-limbed monster is the calf born with 4 extra heads, the banjo-plucking cross-eyed boy w/ two rows of extra teeth, the very idea of Burt Reynolds without the mustache. The DNA of Hetero Skeleton will forever remain a mystery to the people of science; Hetero Skeleton can not, WILL not be thoroughly understood in the course of the lifetime of mankind. One can only hope to catch a glimpse in the corner of the eye, it's there and then it's gone. Hetero Skeleton shall remain a puzzle with ALL the pieces gone missing, the sound of one hand clapping in vain, a man stepping into the same river TWICE. Come better days and Hetero Skeleton will no longer be. In space no one can hear you fart.



Discographical note:



*Relaxativity Suite (in 40 Bowel Movements)[Tyyfus]* -tape-

*Lesbian Camel Gang Bang [Slooow Tapes]* -split tape w/ Boris Morgana-

*Asscension [Jelle Crama's untitled label]* -cdr-

*Hetsku Suomesta volumes 1-4 [self-released]* -4X cdr-

*En La Sombra Del Pájaro Velludo [Load]* -cd-



coming up 2007:



*Borborygmi [Double Fantasy]* -tape-

*Kryptos Orchis [American Grizzly]* -tape-

*Split 7" w/ Fat Worm Of Error [Double Fantasy]*

*Asscension vs. SuperSkeleton [Verdura]* -2LP-

*.more volumes of 'Hetsku Suomesta'*



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