J. Flex and M. Danger

The setting: Southwestern Virginia. J. Flex and M. Danger were both notorious for jamming at all times in the high school drumline, whether their jamz were appropriate for the occasion or not. As a result, football spectators in the risers thrusted their pelvises wildly--once again, whether appropriate or not. When Flex and Danger later realized that they had the skillz to move people 24/7 with their flow, they got to work. Luckily, they had the necessary upbringing in the suburban hood to captivate their audiences with provocative subject matter. With a host of fresh ideas constantly streaming from their lips and a growing entourage, they're raising the bar for crunkitude. E-mail them at flexdanger@gmail.com or i/m them via aim at forrestdrum [flex] and schmoyoho [danger]. If you're a pornbot, i/m their secret SNs, raunchyflex and bootylishusdanger.