DESCRIPTION:
Leonard Cohen Parody.

Shot by Ron Sarfaty
At Julie's Joint!

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Lyrics

You've quoted Proust and Socrates
To try to get her on her knees
But all you got was coffee running through ya
If you want her on her back
Next time try a different tack
The poon-procuring Cadillac Hallelujah

Blackbird is a worthy choice
To display your great guitar and voice
Imagine is another that would do ya
But if you want the coup de grace, the pinnacle of panty loss
It's the cotton-melting anthem

Talkin' bout the Cohen song
The one that's 14 verses long,
But you wouldn't buy the sheet music Ya Jew-ya
But you knew that you would make her wet
When you stole it off the internet
The approximated chords of Hallelujah

This girl for whom you had the hots
You had her huffing Jaeger shots
Did a beer bong while exclaiming “booyah”
There's no beverage at a bar
To show a girl how hot you are
Like saying “My favorite song is Hallelujah”

You brought her flowers, bought her meal
Sure that that would seal the deal
But no matter what you tried, she never blew ya
But now you've got the golden goose
You're on a master cleanse of pussy juice
Since you learned the tune to Hallelujah