el bastardo

El Bastardo are legally represented by Larry Rosen. We made the callWILL YOU!!!



You can't got wrong with you listen to KONG!.



One of the best bands to of ever come out of this island



the only band anyone should listen to on myspace



mathematically speaking if el bastardo = 1 testicle, gary suidical kids commando = el bastardo to the power of 3



El Bastardo Biography



Due to the effects of prolonged alcohol abuse the following symptoms may begin to emerge; mood swings, anxiety, depression, loss of weight, creation of bad punk rock bands.



El bastardo were thusly formed in 2002 by three local lushes who, having bored each other senseless with tales of possible musical synergy due to each member owning a Fudge Tunnel record, decided to put theorey to the test.



Five years later and a glittering band output comprising of approximately near zero releases and a few gigs in the local pub, El Bastardo continue to over achieve given that many in the band are functional alcoholics and borderline schizophrenics.



Some guy : "Confirms my theory that all people from Cork are actually insane."