A Doug’s Breakfast

"After he says, 'Hey Davis', I inexplicably start listing the names of all eight reindeer, and when I've finished, he smiles and says 'Listen, there's a Christmas party at Nekenieh on the twentieth, see you there?' I smile and assure him I'll be at Nekenieh on the twentieth and as I walk off, nodding to no one, I call back to him, 'Hey asshole, I wanna watch you die, motherfuck-aaahhh', and then I start screaming like a banshee, moving across Fifty-eighth, banging my briefcase against the wall."



- American Psycho, read it!