Definitely Gary

Midwest rock type trio outfit. Dedicated to shaking booty.



Definitely Gary is anything you want it to be. Some call it reckless confusion, others call it absolutely ridiculous. One great man even said that Definitely Gary are "whimsical embracers of the non-sequitor." Another man, though not so great, commented that he wished he "had no ears" upon hearing the band perform. Whatever you say about Definitely Gary, the masses always agree on one thing. What would that one thing be? Figure it out for yourself, smarty pants. Geeez!