Netiquette

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I apologize to you

if I don't seem real eager

to jump into a forced,

awkward intimate situation

that people like to call dating.

I don't like the feeling.

You're sitting there, you're wondering,

"Do I have food on my face?

Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are

they talking enough? Am I interested?

I'm not really interested.

Should I play like I'm interested?

But I'm not that interested,

but I think she might be interested.

But do I want to be interested?

But now she's not interested."

So now, all of sudden I'm.

I'm starting to get interested.

And when am I supposed to kiss her?

Do I have to wait for the door?

'Cause then it's awkward,

it's like "Well, good night."

Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where

you like. you hug each other like this,

and the ass sticks out because

you're trying not to get too close.

Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em

on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all?

It's very difficult trying to read

the situation and all the while

you're just really wondering, "Are we

gonna get hopped enough to make

some bad decisions?" And perhaps play

a little game called "Just the Tip."

Just for a second,

just to see how it feels, or "Ouch Ouch, You're on My Hair."



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