Count Dante

He is the SHOGUN OF SUCCESS! THE RONIN OF ROMANCE! Hailing from the cold hard mean streets of Redwood City Rock City, COUNT DANTE delivers THE WORLD'S ONLY KUNG FU ROCK AND ROLL SUCCESS SEMINAR. Joined by his BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY, the Count knows that the only way to achieve true SUCCESS amidst our crumbling economy is to combine the HEAVIEST ROCK with the DEADLIEST FIGHTING STYLES. While other bands may entice you with promises of competitively priced beer and moderately cute girls at their shows, only Count Dante and the Black Dragon Fighting Society can transform you from a WORTHLESS LOSER into a DEADLY FIGHTING FORCE for FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE! Begin your quest to become a MARTIAL ARTS MILLIONAIRE TODAY and attend an upcoming seminar, purchase a CD or buy the Count's bestselling punk wrestling memoir. Details are below.



Count Dante can be reached at countdante(at)pacbell.net



Fat Power (CD): Two tons of two fisted fury with a cover by comic artist Steve Leialoha. Click the button below to order:



The Deadliest

Man Alive! The Count's Deadly Debut. 15 tracks of searing success seminar rock. Don't violate the sacred mandamus. Click below to order:



The Count's BESTSELLING PUNK WRESTLING MEMOIR is out now! Click the image below to ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!



Count Dante & the Black Dragon Fighting Society shredding on their immortal hit Redwood City Rock City:



Count Dante and the BDFS' new heavy rock anthem, Rock N' Roll Party Tonite: