Conan The Barbarian

Conan The Barbarian Governor of Oaklada, sent here from Mars Volta 5 to condemn all Mordecai followers. And eat the flesh of rabid pigeon tacos, and dogshit popcycles. For he is the man that listens to mister Ross every Tuesday and Thursday he guzzles from the mountain of Aquafina and the highest mountain of Blitz. Whoever messes with his authority will be banished from Cornucopia, and will be assfucked in the butt TWICE. And yesterday I mowed the lawn with the heads of dutchmen. Living proof that this man has eaten a full grown human being in two bites. Little do u know that he wears size 16 J's and that he will ball you up CONAN THE BARBARIAN

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