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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

The chief export of Chuck Norris Is Pain.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. horses are hung like Chuck Norris

hahaha

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