Bryan Scary

October 31st, 2007FROM SCARYVILLE GAZETTE STAFF REPORTSLate last night, 67 year old former nurse Mrs. Beatrice Gracy was apprehended in front of her Scaryville mansion for the brutal murders of seven seven year old children. The children had been reported missing two weeks ago. They were found "hanging out" on a series of meat hooks, attached to the ceiling of the Gracy basement. As the murderess was being wheeled to a squad car, handcuffed to the side of her own wheelchair, reporter Torter Andrews inquired of her, "Mrs. Gracy, why would go you and do such a horrible thing?!" The old lady answered: "REVENGE!" before raising her Gracy Saw and -story continued on page 9



BREAKING NEWS! NEW EP RELEASED!!!!



October 27, 2009 By Torter Andrews



BSST are happy to announce that their new EP, "Mad Valentines," is now available! Find it everywhere music is sold. The track-listing for the EP is as follows:



1. Andromeda's Eyes

2. (It's A) Gambler's Whirl

3. The Garden Eleanor

4. Maria St. Claire

5. Bye Bye Babylon

6. The Red Umbrella



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