BOBCATS

Born as Siamese twins connected by a shared toe to the Belly Dancer and Fire Eater of a semi-wellknown upper Midwestern circus, Bobby and Katie Bobcat were fated to create music and fulfill a destiny a bit larger than the average human. After their parents spontaneously combusted while sharing a particularly passionate embrace, the twins were orphaned at the tender age of two. The subsequent fire that resulted from their parents' lustspark ravaged the circus leaving a trail of charred circus performers in its wake. Bobby and Katie were only saved by a freak act of happenstance which, as fate would have it, placed them directly behind the Two-Ton Man at the time of the inciident thus shielding them from the deafening blast of human flesh and flame. The twins crawled several feet to safety and were met by a female bobcat drawn to the carnage by the smell of cooked meat. The pair, fearing devoration and being particularly bright for their age, began mewing like tiny kittens fooling the feral mother into thinking they were of her own feline ilk. The mother took them in as her own and raised them for several months until the day the twins were seperated by a swift-moving passenger train somewhere in the Eastern Canadian Rocky Mountains. Stories conflict at this point until the two met again nearly twenty years later in their Animal Behavioral Studies class at a small liberal arts college in the Pacific Northwest. It was at that moment that Bobby and Katie decided to form BOBCATS. Here to make you dance. And make you take off your pants.