THE BITCH CRACKERS

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the bitch crackers were sent by the powers of rock to destroy the mtv generation.

theyre making monster rocknroll.



says leadsinger heavy malte: we come from another dimension.

we love beer, booze and bitches. and we got the rhythm, baby!



says guitar god grillmaster flash: were here to kick your ass, dont mess around with us, cause we have the power of a million stars!



when the bitch crackers were beamed on earth the first time in 1972 ad,

no member of the original band survived, as all of them suffocated on the toxic atmosphere!

over the years they succesfully carried on touring throughout the

universe - and some paralell universes, as well



lots of line up changes came across with their ongoing, hard rockin career.



in 2005 the bitch crackers invaded earth again, resistent to the fucking oxygen and conquered the planet by playing one single show, making

sure, their struggle againstshitty pop music, hip hop and disco crap goes

on until the rocknrolls the last man standing.



2006 they returned - louder than ever, with three guitars and a bottle of scotch!

in 2007 they kept playing sweaty shows and entered the studio to record

their first ep! the cd will include 6 ass-kicking track and is planned to be released early 2008.



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