Birthday Tunes

Allo! Right, heres the deal. we write songs, generally sub standard humourous songs for peoples birthdays. we don't spend money and recieve eternal thanks in a kind of "oh wow you must've spent soooo much time on that, its soooo personal" kind of a way.

If you've got someone you wanna impress then simply mail us their details and we'll fix up thier own personal 'birthday tune' for a negotiable fee. forget socks, flowers and ethical chicken gifts. This is where the gift scene is really heading.