Bendecos

We came to earth from saturn 13 thousand years ago.We were escaping a huge saturnian corporate rock uprising.We travelled on an egg, not in an egg like Mork but on an egg, an egg sandwich that is, with HP sauce for fuel.When we first landed bob bitchin insisted we take a nap for 12 or 13 thousand years and we just woke up, moved to central canada where the high THC level in the local cannabis supply was strong enough to keep us Saturnians from total psychotic freakout, which can be caused by breathing stupid earth air, or by being exposed to stupid humans for to long.We choose to play punk rock music under the disguise of a weather beaten pothead, a beer drinkin humanitarian, a turkish concert pianist and a viking minister.We love all forms of noise except that of which you earthlings play on most of your radio stations. In the summer of 2008 Tyrone gave birth and fucked off to marriageland. Tyrone and baby Tyronia will be Bendecos for life even if he only comes by to steal our roaches. The new guitarist is Reggie "STAMPY" McGonaggy the Newfie Shredder, who is also from Saturn but arrived here on a giant bacon flavoured crouton. We have recorded all kinds of shit including 2 concept album demo's, THE ROAD TO GOOD INTENTION, 05' and SOME DISMAL FUTURE 06'. Near the end of 07' we went into a real studio,"WOW!" and did the 5 song KILLING MILLIONAIRES E.P and haven't done fuck all since.
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